Some days I really wonder if I am speaking a different language than everyone around me. I think I'm making sense, but maybe I'm not. I really question my communication skills at times. (if you read this and I'm not making sense, for the love of God, please tell me!)
Maybe I am speaking English, but the person I am with isn't. Maybe that's why I can't understand what the heck they are saying. Maybe I just don't care enough to figure it out? Do men and women even speak the same language?
I swear, I can't have a conversation with my husband some days. He thinks he is talking, but he's not making any sense to me. I think I am making sense and he looks at me like I've grown another head. I question my sanity a lot when talking to him. That's just not right.
Maybe I need a brain douche. Ha, I just had to get that word in there. But really, I wish there was a product that I could stick in my ear, shake my head around a bit, and all the crazy shit, the unneeded information, the bad memories, the stuff that just doesn't make any sense, would just fall out. Then I could go on my way, with a clear brain, a clean slate. That would be super helpful right now. Like a defrag computer program!
Brain douche, the product you never knew you needed.
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